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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
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Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
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Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…

Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
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Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…

TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

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