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Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
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Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
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DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
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Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal
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Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals panel has reversed a lower court decision, and…

Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest
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Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Israeli…

US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
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US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…

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