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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
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Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…

IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
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IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…

Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation
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Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman”…

Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
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Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…

Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
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Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…

Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
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Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel

FinnSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…

SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…

Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
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Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄 *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…

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