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Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…

CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
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CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…

Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”
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WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

So, William DuVall from Alice in Chains basically looked at the obituary section for 2025, saw Ozzy, Ace Frehley, and…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

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SiRtified SONdaze Accidentally Caps Locks Through Entire NBA Playoff Closeout

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Sondaze? Sondaze!! 🥴 Get ready for MooreRich Entertainment’s monthly Sunday Funday Day Party, because Mondays are still a myth. This…

The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
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The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
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Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…

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