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Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
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Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
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Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
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“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

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