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Tag: Drama

TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
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TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…

Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
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Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…

OMG! Food Bloggers Almost Became Food Themselves, Thanks to a Rogue SUV
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OMG! Food Bloggers Almost Became Food Themselves, Thanks to a Rogue SUV

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the horror! These delicate “food bloggers” almost had their avocado toast interrupted by a rogue SUV! I bet the…

My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
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My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…

Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
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Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
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Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
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“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…

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