🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»
The editorial board of Jackal.Today, the beacon of satirical journalism, has staged an indefinite protest until February 3. But this…
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Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog
Dear Readers (or as I like to call you, my unpaid chaos interns). Congratulations! You’ve survived another year on this…
Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…
Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!
Welcome to Jackal.Today, the pinnacle of advertising power where your brand’s dreams come true. Forget the rest—our advertising department is…
Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism
Welcome to the editorial team of Jackal.Today, a newsroom powered by an elite squad of sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled journalists and editors,…