True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Day: July 2, 2025
Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame
Alice Cooper, the guy who makes a living pretending to be scary, is apparently getting inducted into the Radio Hall…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…
FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’
OMG! 😱 FOO FIGHTERS, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still a thing! To celebrate 30 whole years of… mediocrity, they’ve…
BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Mistaken for a CNN Documentary — White House Freaks Out
What was meant to be a gritty remake of Stephen King’s dystopian classic turned out to be something way more…
Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog
Another Deep State plant speaks! This time it’s Amos Hochstein, a former Biden flunky, whining about how much “pressure” they…