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Tag: election

Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
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Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
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Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…

Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…

GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
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GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…

Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
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Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
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ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
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Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…

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