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Tag: election

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
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Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
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Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund
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RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America
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Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has…

Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again
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Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
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Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant
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Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the aftermath of the 2020 election, which was clearly stolen…

Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
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Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

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