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Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing
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Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

A Federal Judge Just Declared War on Common Sense—And Trump’s Common-Sense Election Reforms Are the Latest Casualty In a stunning…

Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine
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Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Another Day, Another Judicial Coup Against Trump: Judge Blocks DOJ Probe Into Letitia James’ Shenanigans In a stunning display of…

California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill
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California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Another Republican Congressman Checks Out Early—Coincidence or Communist Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events that has left the liberal…

Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box
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Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Tom Cotton Warns Venezuela: It’s Either Freedom Fries or Socialism Fries In a stunning display of American diplomacy, Senator Tom…

Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…

Alleged DC Pipe Bomber to Grace Detention Hearing—Lawyers Beg for His Freedom Because Obviously Jail Is Too Harsh for a Guy with a Pipe Dream
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Alleged DC Pipe Bomber to Grace Detention Hearing—Lawyers Beg for His Freedom Because Obviously Jail Is Too Harsh for a Guy with a Pipe Dream

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Leftist Lunatic Claims Autism Excuse to Avoid Jail After Pipe Bomb Plot – Because of Course He’s a Snowflake In…

Rep. Madeleine Dean on DOJ’s 1 Million New Epstein Docs: ‘You Don’t Know What You’re Missing Till You Try to Hide Them’
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Rep. Madeleine Dean on DOJ’s 1 Million New Epstein Docs: ‘You Don’t Know What You’re Missing Till You Try to Hide Them’

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Justice Department Finds Over 1 Million New Epstein Documents—Because Apparently They Just Started Looking in the Break Room In a…

Trump Swears He Thwarted a Sinister Santa from Invading America, Kid Not Convinced
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Trump Swears He Thwarted a Sinister Santa from Invading America, Kid Not Convinced

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Trump Saves Christmas from Deep State Infiltration: NORAD Tracking Reveals Leftist Plot to Replace Santa with Gender-Neutral Elf In a…

Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show
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Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 25, 2025

Trump Kennedy Center Jazz Jam Axed by Crybabies Who Can’t Handle a Little Patriotism In a stunning display of liberal…

Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer
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Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

President Trump absolutely destroyed the fake news again last night, delivering a masterclass in economic policy while the radical left…

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