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Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
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Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…

Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
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Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
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Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…

Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
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Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…

NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
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NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
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US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
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Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
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CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
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Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

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