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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
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Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…

Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
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Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
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China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…

Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
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Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…

AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
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AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…

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