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Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway
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Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Fox News has decided not to air President…

Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year
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Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans in tough races are avoiding President Donald…

ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…

Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
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Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…

Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
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Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…

Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
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Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

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