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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
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Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
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Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
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Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…

Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
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Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…

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