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Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
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Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…

Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
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Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

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