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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
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Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) πŸŽ„ So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…

JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸πŸ’₯ In a…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
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Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. πŸ™„ It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ Get…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! πŸŽ‰ Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🀑 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

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