FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
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Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
OMG! Taxpayer Uprising! Conservatives Join the Party (Like They Haven’t Been Rich This Whole Time)!
Property Taxes? More Like Communist Confiscation! The Liberal Agenda to Steal Your Home, One Tax Bill at a Time! Marjorie…
Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…
Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…
FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…
OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…
NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…
Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…