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Communist New Mexico Tests Socialist Model: Universal Childcare Costs Taxpayers $600 Million While Parents Cheer New Mexico’s Marxist governor Michelle…
Elon Musk Admits DOGE Project Was Only “Somewhat Successful” — Translation: He Finally Realized Woke Crypto Was a Trojan Horse…
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant efforts to drain the swamp! They’re spreading…
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
