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Tag: Elon Musk

5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
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GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

“Epstein Files Drop: 5 Early Takeaways That’ll Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’”
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“Epstein Files Drop: 5 Early Takeaways That’ll Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Epstein Files Drop: Dems Squirm as Deep State Links Exposed! The Justice Department finally released over 3 million pages of…

Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors
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Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Oh look, it’s another cinematic masterpiece where you can FEEL Sam Raimi sweating onto the lens like a caffeinated gargoyle…

Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content
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Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Brussels Blunders: EU Globalists Launch Witch Hunt Against Elon Musk’s Grok While Real Predators Run Wild! The European Union’s bureaucratic…

“Humbly Brag Your Way to “Absolute Expert-Level” LinkedIn Fame (Guaranteed to Influence Exactly 3 Recruiters and Alienate All Friends)”
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“Humbly Brag Your Way to “Absolute Expert-Level” LinkedIn Fame (Guaranteed to Influence Exactly 3 Recruiters and Alienate All Friends)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Dein LinkedIn-Profil ist mehr als ein langweiliger Lebenslauf – es ist deine Bühne, um mit KI-Magie anzugeben! 🧙‍♀️✨ Anna Toklu,…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists
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Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: Trump’s DHS Recruits Patriots, CNN Panics Over ‘Home’ Sweet Home Oh, the humanity! CNN is having a…

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
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Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…

Elon Musk Finally Monetizes His AI Overlord with a Paywall
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Elon Musk Finally Monetizes His AI Overlord with a Paywall

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Elon Musk’s Grok AI Just Got a ‘Paywall Makeover’ After Causing a Global Scandal—Because Nothing Says ‘Freedom’ Like Charging for…

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