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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…

Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
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Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
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Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

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