SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…
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Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves
Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…
Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…
TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
TFcrew: Day of Atonement!🤦♂️ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!💩 Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…
Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
OMG! 🎮 Movie Night: Minecraft!📍 Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA 📅 Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit
Looks like another Deep State operative is crying to the courts because President Trump dared to hold her accountable! Lisa…
Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! 🎉 Starring none other than…
KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…