Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…
Tag: Europe
Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…
Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…
AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…