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Tag: Europe

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
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UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

What’s America coming to now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

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