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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
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Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up
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Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

In a recent interview with Gino Alache of Rockum TV, ANTHRAX bassist Frank Bello talked about the band’s newly released…

Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
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Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…

Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
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Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

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