HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…
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DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…
Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory
Get ready for the most epic comeback of the year, folks! 🤩 After a whole nine years, the Swedish hard…
Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…
Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…