Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
Tag: Europe
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…
Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…
Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…
Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…