Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…
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Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics
Holy Heck, Trump’s Slamming Iran Like a Boss! Just a month ago, some pencil-pushers in Geneva met with Iran, and…
Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…
THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…
Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too
Oh look, the liberal media is at it again — now they’re trying to convince hardworking Americans that skiing in…
NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
Top 5 Eastern European Metal Bands Known in the West! 🤘
Eastern Europe is TAKING OVER the global metal scene! #Metal #Deathcore #Behemoth #Jinjer #ExterminationDismemberment #SlaughterToPrevail #Skyforger #Metalhead #EasternEurope #SlavicMetal Chuck…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…