Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…
Tag: Europe
Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense
Get ready to shell out some cash, folks, because Hatsune Miku is joining the Magic: The Gathering universe with her…
GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…