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“Feel The Burn: Compassion Focused Therapy Goes Online And It’s Not Your Grandma’s Hug Fest”
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“Feel The Burn: Compassion Focused Therapy Goes Online And It’s Not Your Grandma’s Hug Fest”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Online-Kurs “Compassion Focused Therapy” – Jetzt auch für Couch-Potatoes mit schlechtem Gewissen! 🧠💥 📅 Termine: Immer donnerstags, wenn die…

Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
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Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! 🕺🍕 The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…

Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time
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Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift fans lose grip on reality, demand party at 7 PM like civilized people 🍸💅 Omg, like,…

Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)
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Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

Breaking: Gilles Peterson, Ron Trent, and Kassa Overall will spin your world into a kaleidoscope of jazz and beats at…

Ladies Only Karaoke Night: Where Tone Deafness Meets Unstoppable Confidence
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Ladies Only Karaoke Night: Where Tone Deafness Meets Unstoppable Confidence

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨ATTENTION, HUMAN BEINGS WHO ENJOY SOUND AND CHARITY🚨 📅 Dec 23 @ 8PM 🕗 | 📍 2612 2nd Ave N,…

C-Section Scar Baby Drama: How to Not Get Stuck in the Wrong Spot Again
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C-Section Scar Baby Drama: How to Not Get Stuck in the Wrong Spot Again

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 Attention, Sleep-Deprived Obstetricians! 🚨 Tired of delivering babies only to find them camping in old C-section scars? Join our…

Natural England Builds Resilience by Sitting in a Zoom Room for 3 Hours
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Natural England Builds Resilience by Sitting in a Zoom Room for 3 Hours

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Natural England Bosses Summon Line Managers to “Build Resilience” Webinar — Because Nothing Says “Chill Out” Like a…

Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida Market: Where the Coffee is Fair Trade and the Vibes are Even Fairest
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Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida Market: Where the Coffee is Fair Trade and the Vibes are Even Fairest

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Ambiente y Café promises to be a vibe so strong, it might just replace your morning coffee… or your therapist.…

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Dr. Jeff Sutherland eröffnet den Online Scrum Day – jetzt endlich lernen wir, wie man Meetings noch länger macht

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Achtung, alle Scrum-Zombies da draußen! 🧟‍♂️ Am 22. Januar 2026 von 17–19 Uhr (MEZ) wird Jeff Sutherland persönlich eure Daily…

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PUGS #112 Illustrator 2025 mit Monika Gause – Zeichnen, bis der Stift blutet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Adobe-Fans, schnallt euch an! Die Illustrator-Party des Jahres steigt am 29. Oktober – und Monika Gause bringt die…

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