🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸
Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI & Shelley’s Events (and this month’s sponsor, Proveo Automation—because robots love networking 🤖), join the *thrilling* **Department of Homeland Security Industry Happy Hour** on **November 5th** via live video! 🎥 Because nothing says “national security” like tipsy colleagues exchanging “ideas” over Zoom. BYOB—or BYOBug (we know you’re watching).
Click here to RSVP before the NSA does it for you. 👀
