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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill
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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Bring your goldfish and grandma to this FREE Akron Stories Screening! 🤣 Linda Theatre, Nov 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **Brian Butler, official rep of Kenneth Anger’s Estate, is back!**🤣 **Again!?!** **He’s doing a “deep dive” into** ***LUCIFER…

Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest
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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Chicago Film Symposium? 🙄 More like a pity party for Black & brown filmmakers!** 🎬 One day of “art”…

Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy
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Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, Gee Willie, HereWeGo Entertainment, Red Carpet Events, & Top Level Experience presents:…

Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night
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Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

**Oh no, not Brooklyn 🌃! Roberto Beltre stars as Gabriel, who misses his train🚃 during a citywide curfew 🚨! Crime…

Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
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Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
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Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! 😱 Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…

ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
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ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? 🤣 Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! 🤮 Witness Tanner Hall…

35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
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35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…

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