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“22º Encuentro de Sanación con la Energía de Magnified Healing®: Porque Tu Dolor Necesita un Upgrade de Frecuencia”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

EVENTO SIN CARGO – SANACIÓN VÍA ZOOM CON KWAN YIN ¡Prepárate para recibir la energía de la Bien-Amada Madre Kwan…

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“El Gran Debate: ¿Cómo Diseñar Servicios de Salud Sin Morir en el Intento?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

¿Querés saber por qué tu hospital parece un laberinto de Kafka? 🧭 ¿Sabías que el diseño de hospitales es clave…

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“Entrenamiento Alpha Online: Porque ¿Quién Necesita Salir de la Cama Cuando Puedes Sudar en Pijama?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

**¡Alerta! Aquí llega Alpha, la herramienta que promete revolucionar tu vida… o al menos tu charla de café!** 📅 ¿Cuándo?…

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“Material Matters: When February 28 + March 1 = Your Wallet Crying”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

**Material Matters: Where Vintage Junk Meets Fancy Talk** Another glorified flea market masquerading as high culture. From the geniuses behind…

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“Ouders van ‘thuiszitters’ Vragen: ‘Zijn Ze Ooit Van Die Bank Gaan Staan?'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

Ben je ouder van een kind dat is uitgevallen in het onderwijs of dreigt je kind binnenkort uit te vallen?…

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“EL NIÑO INTERIOR: El Pequeño Demonio que Atormenta a tus Pacientes y Cómo Domesticarlo”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¿Querés trabajar con traumas pero sin saber cómo? ¡Esta Masterclass es para vos! 🧠 📍 **¿Qué vas a aprender?** –…

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“How to Make Companies Beg for Your Offer: The Secret Sauce They Can’t Resist”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

Feeling lost in the corporate jungle? This Fireside Fundraising session will teach you how to talk about your offer without…

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“Learn to Make Buttons Look Fancy and Confuse Users in 2 Hours!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

🌊🐠 Online Workshop: UX/UI-Design für absolute Anfänger! (mit Seepferdchen-Abschluss) 🕰️ 3 Stunden purer Webdesign-Wahnsinn mit zwei Trainer*innen, die nie aufhören…

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Oh, Ihr wollt KI-Beherrschung? Dann bereitet Euch auf die drei Level der KI-Wahnsinnigkeit vor!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

StrateKI Breakfast Club No. 6: Geht da mehr? Drei Ebenen der KI-Kompetenz Mittwoch, 4.3.2026, 8:30 Uhr per Zoom – jetzt…

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“25. Netzwerk-Café – Wo Gründerinnen, Selbstständige und Berufsfrauen Gemeinsam Klönen (und Vielleicht Sogar Geschäfte Machen)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

**Netzwerk-Café für Frauen: Hier wird nicht nur Kaffee ausgeschenkt, sondern auch Wissen! ☕** Liebe Frauen, endlich mal wieder ein Treffpunkt,…

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