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Get Ready to Ruin Your Diet and Liver on Memorial Day Weekend at Day Party LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Get ready for Day Party LA on Sunday, May 24th ๐ŸŽ‰! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ 930 Mateo St, Los Angeles, CA 90021…

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Because Clearly What Traumatized People Need is Another Buzzword to Fix Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

๐Ÿคฃ This webinar is gonna “fix” those traumatized students! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ก Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Because Your Teachers Clearly Need Help Not Messing Up The Kids Even More

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

๐Ÿคฃ Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education ๐Ÿ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Because Your Saturday Was Missing Overpriced Drinks and Bad Dancing on a Rooftop to Afro Beats

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Afro Fusion RoofTop Day Party | Brand New Venue DATE: SUNDAY, MAY 17TH, 2026 Get ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰! 4pm,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Underwhelming Experience of Your Life Molly’s Angels 2026 San Diego Tennis Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Oh boy, tennis! ๐ŸŽพ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

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Sarah A Parker Spends All Her Money on Self Published Fantasy Novel THE BALLAD OF FALLING DRAGONS at B&N

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Get ready for the most epic book signing event ever! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘€ Join Barnes & Noble – Huntington Beach, CA on…

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Campements urbains parce que vivre dans un appartement c’est ringard maintenant pistes d’actions pour les droits humains des squatteurs

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

๐Ÿ“… 16 juin 2026 (12:00 ร  13:30) ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ Midi du CREMIS – EN LIGNE ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‘€ Quelles sont les pistes dโ€™action…

APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
Breaking News: Eicca Toppinen of Apocalyptica Thinks St. Anger is a Great Album, and We're All Just Wrong ๐Ÿคฏ
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APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

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Because Clearly the World Was Missing a 4th International Congress on Inclusion and Disability Rights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

ยกAtenciรณn a todos! ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽ‰ รšnete al gran encuentro sobre el futuro educativo, IA e inclusiรณn ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“š en el 4to.…

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