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Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
Breaking News: Diablo Immortal and StarCraft are Colliding in a Limited-Time Event, Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? 😴
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Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…

NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
Breaking News: Metal Scene Mourns the Loss of a Legend, But Let's Be Real, We're All Just Here for the Free Beer 🍺
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NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…

Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
Breaking News: Sony Gets Sued and Loses (Again) 🚀👊
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
Breaking News: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick Finally Spills the Beans on Grand Theft Auto 6, and It's a Total Game-Changer 🤯
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Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…

MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
Breaking News: MEGADETH Plays "Ride The Lightning" Live, Internet Loses Its Mind 🤯
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MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…

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