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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…

Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
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TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…

Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
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Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

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