Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…
Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…