Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…
Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…