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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
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Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC
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Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

In a world where reboots and remakes reign supreme, it’s no surprise that Prime Video is diving headfirst into the…

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