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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
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Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again
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Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the House has passed legislation that would require…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
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Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

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