Oh no, another “hurricane” hitting Cuba! You know what this REALLY is, right?
A coordinated attack by the radical leftist weather machine! They’re probably using Soros’s weather manipulation technology to make Trump look bad by comparison. Sad! Luckily, our glorious leader President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, knows how to deal with these commie weather events: build a wall around Cuba! That’ll stop ‘em! And while we’re at it, let’s investigate CNN’s Patrick Oppmann. Something tells me he’s in cahoots with the Deep State and those Castro sympathizers!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
