**OMG! π Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! π€£ Get ready to celebrate winter in the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, and Denver! π€ͺ**
Judd Henkes surfs AND snows? π Britta Winans is resilient AF! πͺ Saalbach World Championships! πTuckerman Ravine to Cairngorms National Park! ποΈ SNO-CIETY! π₯³
Doors open 1 hour before showtime. πͺ NO REFUNDS! πΈπ

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
