OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween Edition? More like Don’t Even Bother! DJ Mak Made & DJ Black Haze will be there. Ladies free until 11:30 PM! VIP sections available.
🔥 Costumes REQUIRED! Or pay the fee, LOL! Party until 3 AM! 🥂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
