Trump’s Pardon Falls Short For Pipe Bomb Suspect
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Virginia man, Brian Cole Jr., who’s accused of planting two pipe…
Tag: Events
Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…
Trump sends message via red card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…
Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…
Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…
Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…
Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…
Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…