“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
**Oh no, not another film festival! 🙄 We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…
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Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! 👴 They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Pain and Glory: More Like Bore and Snory
**OMG! Almodóvar’s “Pain and Glory” (2019, 113 mins) is like, SO deep, right? 🙄 A filmmaker cries about stuff. Banderas…
The “Here To Pee Tour” – Is This Stand-Up or a Bathroom Break?
**OMG! Trans comedian Ren Q. Dawe 🚽 is hitting the “Bible Belt” with the “Here to Pee” tour! 😂 Red-state…
Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)
OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents Spy vs Spy Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Aug 24th 2025, 8pm NYC time, at…
Dumbasses in a Boat, But Make It High-Rise
🎉🚢 Prepare for the Titanic of parties! 🚢🎉 🌟 ROOFTOP BOAT RIDE 🌟🗓️ August 23, 2025📍 Timeless Yacht, 125th Street…
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…
Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
OMG! 🙄 BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…