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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🚨Not Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!🚨 Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)
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Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *Grit & Grace* at the Fargo Theatre! 🤣 Katie Stensgard’s jiu-jitsu journey? 🥋 More like a…

Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🤣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. 🙄 Float…

Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh 🙄). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…

Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!
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Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! 🍷💨🎨 Nightlife Empire presents:…

Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!
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Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

**OMG! 🍷🎨💨 Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not!) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Sip on wine, puff…

Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip
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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

WOW! 🤩 Get drunk, smoke 💨, and “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! 🌇 One free drink! 🍷 Or endless…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! 🍷💨🖼️ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
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Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP 🌇! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…

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