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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Dave Grohl's Mini-Me Strikes Again!
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DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…

Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Gayming Foundation Goes All Out With Virtual Pride Parade, Because Why Not?
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Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…

Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update
Hold onto your loot boxes, Legends—it's time to combine forces with giant robots in the most gloriously chaotic crossover since peanut butter met jelly
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Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Apex Legends and the Gundam universe have officially collided, and no, your screen isn’t glitching—this is real. Starting March 10th,…

MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia
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MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, it’s MR. BIG’s 30th anniversary, and you know what that means — another cash grab disguised as a…

EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
EVE Online Wants Your Blood — Literally
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EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Is BACK With A Summer Tour That'll Melt Your Face Off
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…

Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Hey Hollywood snowflakes, looks like your SAG-AFTRA awards just got a new name, but the only thing changing is the…

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