Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is using tariffs? Quelle surprise! It’s not “threatening,” it’s called LEVERAGE,…
Tag: Faces
Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare everyone with their “global economy” nonsense! President Trump, in…
Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread
Okay, so, Summer Game Fest 2025, right? We were promised “unannounced” appointments, which, let’s be honest, is like saying you’re…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
Xiaomi’s Mix Flip 2: Finally, a Foldable That Won’t Break the Bank (Unless You Buy All the Accessories)
Oh, honey, Xiaomi’s at it again. Just when you thought they couldn’t possibly cram more useless gadgets into our lives,…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…
Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…
California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…