“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…
Tag: Faces
Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…
“Frostpunk 1886: Because Who Needs Sunshine When You Can Freeze Your Butt Off in 11 Bit’s Latest Misery Simulator”
🔥 Frostpunk 1886: Because Freezing to Death Wasn’t Depressing Enough in 2018 🔥 Brace yourselves, winter warriors! 11 bit studios…
Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…
RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
OMG! 🙄 Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends 😵💫) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
OMG! 🙄 “It’s A Wonderful Life” 😇 screening after Black Friday shopping! 🛍️💸 An angel 👼 shows a businessman 💼…
Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…
Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…