Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
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CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…
Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…
Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…
Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…
Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…