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BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…
Trump’s 2000s Wisdom: ‘Everyone Knows Epstein’s Just a Party Animal’
HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Trump Was HERO During Epstein Scandal, Called Cops to THANK THEM! In what can only be described…
Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…
LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…
Zakk Wylde Claims AI in Music Is “Fine,” But It’s “Still a Soul-Crushing Void Compared to Real Talent”
Zakk Wylde Says A.I. Music Generators Are Fine, But You Can’t Replace Ozzy’s Mind Or Tony Iommi’s Riffs During a…
Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…
Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…
Regional Expert Sees ‘Real, Hard Choices Facing the Cuban Government’ | CNN (Or How to Solve a Crisis With a Cigar and a Lot of Hope)
Cuban Puppet Professor Warns Regime “Outmanned and Outgunned” by Trump’s Strength In a stunning admission that should surprise absolutely no…
GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…