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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
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Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
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Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

“That’s Nonsense”: Sen. Coons Reacts to Energy Secretary’s Claim That War Fallout Is “Short-Term Pain” In a stunning display of…

They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
BREAKING: DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY AS TRUMP BOMBS IRAN INTO SUBMISSION
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…

LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Fallout Remaster Rumours Ignite Due To A LinkedIn Post
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LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Hold Onto Your Joy-Cons, Indie Lovers—Nintendo’s Got Another Showcase Tomorrow!
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Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…

Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp
Amazon Reveals First Look at God of War Live-Action TV Series
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Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look what Amazon dragged in from the depths of Midgard! The streaming giant has finally blessed us…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

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