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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast
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You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the battle for the US Senate is heating up. Four months into the primary calendar,…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
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Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
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Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨👀 The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
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The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
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Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
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Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…

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