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‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Royal Drama Strikes Again: Prince Andrew Gets Busted, and the Leftists are Giddy Oh, look! Another day, another royal scandal…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
Breaking, Movie News

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…

Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
Breaking, Movie News

Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

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Marathoners x Run Champs: Who Actually Knows How to Run?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Join us for a 5K Community Run down the world-famous Venice Boardwalk. 🏁 The Marathon Run Club – 5K Community…

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
HEART's Nancy Wilson: "I've Got Songs, But I'm Also Tired of Sleeping on Tour Buses"
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NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…

Live

Lunar Lantern Festival – People Light Up the Sky with Thousands of Floating Lanterns Because Apparently the Moon Needs More Light

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Lunar Lantern Festival: Where Dreams Go Up in Smoke! Join us for the most environmentally questionable event of 2026! Watch…

Live

“Chocoholics Unite: NYC’s 2026 Salon du Chocolat Promises to Melt Your Wallet and Your Diet”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Attention, chocoholics! 🍫 Get ready for the most important event of your life (or at least your sweet tooth’s life)!…

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