ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…
Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article, and I just can’t believe the story that’s unfolding. A family came…