ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…
MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…
Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…