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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…

Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
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Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
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Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…

Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
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Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…

Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works
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Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s got me…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…

GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

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