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The Wrecking Crew: When Two Overgrown Toddlers Discover They’re Related and Decide to Break Everything 🍿💥 In a cinematic universe…
🚨 BREAKING: Orlando Hosts Most Overpriced Snack Attack Since Popcorn Got Buttered 🚨 Orlando’s Casablanca Event Venue will host the…
Trump’s FBI Deputy Dan Bongino Quits, Replaced by Career Agent Christopher Raia: The Swamp Strikes Again! In a move that…
Another Day, Another Judicial Coup Against Trump: Judge Blocks DOJ Probe Into Letitia James’ Shenanigans In a stunning display of…
🚨BREAKING: NIHR summons research peasants to a 3.5-hour webinar to hear how you too can become a ‘starving academic’! 🚨…
Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead…
Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…
