BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
Tag: Family
Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…
Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…
Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…
“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…
CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…
MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater🎬. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…
“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…