San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈
Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football” like a live Benito performance and reggaeton DJs during the Big Game! 🏈
📅 **Date**: Sunday, February 8, 2026
⏰ **Doors**: 5:00 PM — ??? (because who needs sleep?)
📍 **Location**: San Antonios, NYC’s LES (Lower East Side, not “Let’s Eat Snacks”)
Watch Super Bowl LX on big screens while NYC’s top DJs spin Latin hits, because nothing says “touchdown” like a perreo break. Expect Benito’s energy, packed crowds, and nonstop vibes—because football is just the excuse, right?
🎤 Live performance by Benito (he’s not here for the game, clearly)
📺 Big Game on screens with full sound (so you can hear the refs over the reggaeton)
🍹 Bottle specials & drink features (hydration is key, even if it’s tequila)
🎟️ Free entry with RSVP (because who pays for Super Bowl parties?)
Whether you’re here for the game, the halftime show, the music, or just to say you were there—this is NYC’s most electric Super Bowl watch party. Let’s make Super Bowl Sunday unforgettable… or at least Instagrammable. 📸
Gather your friends and family and hurry! Limited spots available! (Because overcrowding is part of the vibe.)
“Not an Official Sponsor of the Super Bowl” (but we’re definitely sponsored by Benito’s ego).
VIP Bottle Service Available
For reservations & more information:
📧 [email protected] / Allan: 646-263-4593
Event Information:
Doors: 5:00 PM — ???? (We’ll let you know when we’re done partying)
Must be 21 & over to attend (because toddlers and tequila don’t mix)
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